My wife came home, with something evidently on her mind.
"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little, promising smile, then reached into her cleavage and slowly pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Wow, this seemed to be 'going places.'
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said with anticipation.
She gave me another sexy little smile, and slowly and seductively
reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
I was getting curious at this point.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
She then said, "Well, go and take a look at our car in the garage."